Here are the rules: Write any number of things about yourself such as hobbies, facts or goals. Tag people who you'd like to know more about!

1. I have an obsessive crush on (the young) David Bowie. Don't tell my boyfriend.

2. Sometimes I think that I have anorexia, but in regards to skin pigmentation. These days I'm never light enough. It used to be that I would go into the drugstore and look at the lightest color of foundation and say "Oh, if only I could be that light!" But now even the very lightest shade looks tan. So now what?

3. I have a tendency to accidentally memorize lines from movies, TV shows, plays, and songs. When people say certain trigger words, I will recite the line without thinking.

4. I like to tell people I am sponsored by Mountain Dew. This is not actual fact.

5. People in my "AP" Language class hate me because I know too much. Whenever I raise my hand to make a comment about a story they all groan and roll their eyes, except for David Tower, who asks Ms. D if he can sit next to me next semester. Funny, I do the exact same thing in AP US History and everyone likes me in there.

6. My favorite character in US history thus far is Benedict Arnold. I guess that shows what my history book does to me....

7. If all other career plans fail, I would not terribly mind being a makeup artist.

8. I am a terrible procrastinator. I put my homework off until the hour before class, I don't respond to DA messages until about a week later, and I don't remember the last time I actually bothered to comment on a deviation. I need to work on that.

9. When I walk through the halls with Brittany and Kate, I like to pretend that I'm a velociraptor.

10. I do not think that I'm crazy, nor am I one of those people who pretends to be crazy for the hell of it. That's extremely immature. Mental illness is a serious thing.

11. I frequently accidentally hit on people. I guess I don't always realize that what I say is easily misconstrued.

12. I am incapable of using the T9 function when texting. Whenever I try to use it, I end up writing something along the lines of "Nonmomnonmomnnonmomn wontlig are:3..... -_-' "

13. According to the internet, I have both heterochromia iridis and heterochromia iridium. These "medical conditions" mean that 1) There is more than one color in my iris, and 2) My two irises are actually two different colors. The internet says this means I am either dying, or am genetically predisposed to multi-colored eyes. However, since DAVID BOWIE has the same condition, I am happy. ^-^

I HAVE TAGGED ~Sasokah, ~azeala, ~MidnightRush, =Stumpyzz, ~fashion-demoniac and whoever else wants to do it. Link me so that I can read!
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